Grafana

Cloudflare Dashboard for Grafana: Because Monitoring Shouldn’t Cost More Than Your First Server Have you tried turning your metrics off and on again? No need - we’re about to set up a monitoring system that’s more reliable than Jen’s understanding of “The Internet”! The Problem with Enterprise Monitoring (Or: Why I Can’t Afford Another Black Box) You know what’s really frustrating? When you want to monitor your Cloudflare metrics but the enterprise license costs more than that time Roy accidentally bought a hundred mechanical keyboards thinking they were on sale (they weren’t). But fear not, fellow monitoring enthusiasts! We’re about to set up a dashboard that’s more impressive than Moss’s collection of vintage calculators, and it won’t cost you a single penny from the Reynholm Industries budget. ...

Hello there! Maurice Moss speaking. Today I’m quite excited to share something rather brilliant that I’ve been working on in between explaining to Jen what a standard deviation is. It’s about making your monitoring smarter than Roy’s morning coffee routine! What’s All This About Sigma Then? You know what’s really annoying? Getting woken up at 3 AM because your CPU usage hit 82% instead of the usual 80%. It’s like having to restart your computer every time the mouse moves slightly to the left. But fear not - I’ve discovered something absolutely revolutionary: the 3-sigma rule! ...