Cloudflare Dashboard for Grafana

Cloudflare Dashboard for Grafana: Because Monitoring Shouldn’t Cost More Than Your First Server Have you tried turning your metrics off and on again? No need - we’re about to set up a monitoring system that’s more reliable than Jen’s understanding of “The Internet”! The Problem with Enterprise Monitoring (Or: Why I Can’t Afford Another Black Box) You know what’s really frustrating? When you want to monitor your Cloudflare metrics but the enterprise license costs more than that time Roy accidentally bought a hundred mechanical keyboards thinking they were on sale (they weren’t). But fear not, fellow monitoring enthusiasts! We’re about to set up a dashboard that’s more impressive than Moss’s collection of vintage calculators, and it won’t cost you a single penny from the Reynholm Industries budget. ...

January 23, 2025 Â· 4 min Â· Luis Sarabando

Standard Deviations and Emergency Protocols: A Guide to Smarter Alerts

Hello there! Maurice Moss speaking. Today I’m quite excited to share something rather brilliant that I’ve been working on in between explaining to Jen what a standard deviation is. It’s about making your monitoring smarter than Roy’s morning coffee routine! What’s All This About Sigma Then? You know what’s really annoying? Getting woken up at 3 AM because your CPU usage hit 82% instead of the usual 80%. It’s like having to restart your computer every time the mouse moves slightly to the left. But fear not - I’ve discovered something absolutely revolutionary: the 3-sigma rule! ...

January 19, 2025 Â· 2 min Â· Luis Sarabando