Standard Deviations and Emergency Protocols: A Guide to Smarter Alerts
Hello there! Maurice Moss speaking. Today I’m quite excited to share something rather brilliant that I’ve been working on in between explaining to Jen what a standard deviation is. It’s about making your monitoring smarter than Roy’s morning coffee routine! What’s All This About Sigma Then? You know what’s really annoying? Getting woken up at 3 AM because your CPU usage hit 82% instead of the usual 80%. It’s like having to restart your computer every time the mouse moves slightly to the left. But fear not - I’ve discovered something absolutely revolutionary: the 3-sigma rule! ...